What We Learned Last Weekend 9.23.11

Well the first thing we learned was that I went way out on a limb and snapped the branch while crashing to the ground. Florida State, you are outta here! Thank god anyway, to have to root on the inside for FSU to make the BCS Championship game just so I can say I was right, kind of killed my soul a little. Now I can go back to hating FSU with every ounce of passion I have.

That being said I think "Big Game Bob" has a little bit of trouble on his hands. There are a few powerful teams still left in the Big 12 (Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma St.) and I still stand by my thoughts that Oklahoma does not make the title game. The following picture explains everything. That leaves it open to Pac-12 champion Stanford or Big 10 champion Nebraska.


The Oklahoma/FSU game wasn't a complete disaster for FSU. Their defense came in a stepped up big and despite losing EJ Manual for essentially the entire second half, the offense still moved the ball well. Two turnovers in the red zone were the difference. When you play the top ranked team you have to be flawless to beat them and FSU just couldn't avoid the untimely mistake. Reminds me of a certain NFL game I'm going to discuss.

In further developments, LSU may now have the best odds to represent the SEC in the BCS title game. That defense, and especially that seconday minus Patrick Peterson, is easily the best in the country. I watched them take a very potent Miss. St. offense and turn it into the 7th best offense in the Sun Belt conference. They were that dominating. Considering that Arkansas, Auburn, and Alabama are a little more offensively challenged than they have been the past few years, LSU may actually survive with Jarrett Lee at QB. Besides, if you have the eye of the tiger at midfield its pretty hard to lose. Definitely the coolest midfield logo in college and pro football.


The rest of this weekend was fairly boring from a title chase standpoint. I thought Toledo would give Boise State a run for its money, but it did not as they committed costly turnovers as well. Alabama, OK St, Texas A&M, Stanford, Wisconsin all took care of business against worthless foes. But, I am deeply concerned about South Carolina. I was high on this team to start the season, but they seem intent on being the cardiac kids. Of course, Auburn was king of the cardiac kids last year and the year turned out fine. I worry that a lack of focus and a rough start could end their title hopes in the flash of 2 quarters of football.

Nebraska is also concerning me. They are giving up way too many points. If they get involved in a shootout with Wisconsin I fear they'll lose that game. The offense continues to roll under Taylor Martinez and the young kid may have found himself some consistency now.

And don't look now but the Gators are poised to go 4-0 before their brutal midseason stretch. Muschamp has them playing well, maybe thye can knock of LSU or 'Bama....or both.

This weekend offers up a ridiculously good slate of games. LSU travels AGAIN, this time to Morgantown to take on West Virginia. Geno Smith and the Mountaineers have a decent team, and homefield advantage is much more meaningful in college than pros, but that LSU defense looks absolutely savage. I think LSU escapes this game and gets another huge feather in its cap for the computer rankings because this may be WVU's only loss this year.

Staying in the SEC, 'Bama gets to welcome Arkansas into the Crimson jungle. I'm starting to have a sneaking suspicion that 'Bama might be a little overrated. Their defense is doing everything I expected but the offense just isn't clicking like I thought it would. Im sure it's related to the QB shuffling going on there, but it's SEC time and 'Bama might get caught sleeping. Speaking of sleeping, after demolishing its first two opponents, Petrino's Hogs played pretty poorly down the stretch against Troy. Maybe, they were looking ahead to this game, but Arkansas is a real unknown right now and this game will serve to show what the Hogs really have.

Moving to my favorite game this week: Texas A&M and OK State. Texas A&M, on its way out to the SEC, finally gets to take one last crack at its Big 12 opponents. Or maybe, its the other way around. I feel like OK State is going to give Texas A&M a butt-smacking. I hate Tannehill and I have an irrational man-crush on Brandon Weedon and Justin Blackmon. We may be in line for a 41-38 game but if you are only going to watch one game this saturday, this is the one. The winner of this one sits in pole position to get to the BCS title game should they knock off Oklahoma.

In the NFL we actually did learn something this week. Kansas City and Indianapolis are in a fight to the death to win the Suck for Luck sweepstakes. For Andrew Luck's sake I really hope Indy wins. Hes a solid football player and the chance to learn behind Manning is invaluable, as opposed to being thrown to the wolves in Kansas City.

The problem is, I'm 100% confident that if Indy and Kansas City played this Sunday, Indy would probably wipe the floor with them. They are that bad. While Buffalo and Detroit are improved, they arent the Packers, Patriots, Ravens, Steelers, Saints, Chargers, Jets, well you get the idea. Getting 40 dropped on you two weeks in a row by those two teams and then failing to break double digits in either game yourself means you are probably the worst team in the league.

Speaking of Buffalo and Detroit, I think Detroit has really shown more to me than Buffalo. Buffalo and Detroit's demolitions of Kansas City can be thrown out. Detroit had an impressive basically wire to wire victory against Tampa Bay, whereas Buffalo was generally outplayed by Oakland. I still stand by my prediction that neither team makes the playoffs, but at least the future is brighter for both teams. It's been a long time.

The St. Louis Rams aren't ready to win yet. I said that at the start of the season and two straight games have proved it. Neither the offense or the defense has enough star power to take that next step. If you are complaining about your lack of a passing game because you don't have Danny Amendola, well I think you see where your priorities lie. Bradford needs a big time target. The defense needs more help for Chris Long. Still a year or so away.

Staying in the West, San Francisco showed me something on Sunday. I wrote the off the win against Seattle as merely a combination of poor special teams and poor NFL team. But they really showed up against the Cowboys and made that game especially frustrating for the Cowboys fans. The NFC West is now a two-team race and congrats Niner fans your team is in the hunt.

Speaking of the Cowboys, I think it's time to hang up the criticisms of Tony Romo. Yes he fumbled the snap in Seattle in 2006. Yes it took him awhile to win a playoff game. But just chew on these stats for a minute and actually reflect on what they mean for Tony Romo the QB. He has a career passer rating higher than that of Peyton Manning and Tom Brady and Drew Brees and Joe Montana and etc...Even better, he has the highest QB rating in the 4th quarter of games with point differentials of 7 or less points outside of Peyton Manning. The whole he's not clutch argument is dumb. For crying out loud, he came back with a broken rib and punctured lung and brought a team back from down 10 in the 4th quarter and then essentially ended the game with one throw in OT.

Others says he has too much Brett Favre in him. You know what? If Tony Romo can do half of what Brett Favre did in his career I will be happy. Favre went to two Super Bowls, won 3 NFL MVP awards, is the career leader in just about every passing category (yes, including interceptions), and is generally regarded as one of the best players in his generation. Favre threw bad picks (see NFC Championship game against New Orleans Saints two years ago) but its the price you pay for the type of player he is. And if I have a choice between a player that has too much Brett Favre in him and Jason Campbell, Alex Smith, Rex Grossman, Luke McCown, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Matt Cassel, Kyle Orton, or Jay Cutler I'm taking the guy who shares the good and the bad of Brett Favre every day of the week and twice on Sundays. So let's just give this guy a break.


Things we didn't learn. How good the Ravens and Steelers really are. The Ravens got beat by the Titans, who got beat week one by the McCown Jaguars, who got nearly shut out by the Jets. That circuitous logic tells me nothing. Meanwhile, the Steelers have had to deal with every talking head lamenting about how old the defense is, went on to shut out the Seahawks. Sure the Seahawks more closely resemble a UFL team like my hometown Sacramento Mountain Lion, but for all intents and purposes they are an NFL team and shutting out an NFL offense means you still have a very good defense.

Hmmm. Cam Newton. I (and about 50 million other people) are starting to look silly for lambasting the Panthers for taking this guy. 400 yards against the Cardinals was one thing. No one thought he would pass that much, plus the Cardinals defense isn't very good. But 400 yards the very next week against the Super Bowl Champions who knew he could throw for that much and in fact had 10 days to prepare? Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Of course we can't expect 400 yards every game, but he's clearly much better than anticipated. But, look at his head, I still think he's on a bunch of HGH. His head makes Bonds' head look tiny.

Meanwhile, the Jets, Packers, Eagles, Falcons, Saints, and Texans all are playing well enough to satisfy me that picking them to go to the playoffs was right.

The last game to review was that god awful Chargers Patriots game. On first glance, I was ready to start talking about the Patriots offense in those hushed tones that surrounded the 2007 undefeated season. This offense looks just like one. A big time passing orgy. On further inspection, the Patriots can't expect to go 16-0 or even 15-1. The defense is just way too terrible. Even if they did somehow go 16-0 again, they wouldn't get far in the playoffs. The Chargers shot themselves in both feet and in their own balls with 4 turnovers in the red zone. Yet, still scored 21 points. The Chargers are as good as advertised, a lot of talent on offense, and yet still find fun and creative ways to lose winnable ball games, especially in September. The Patriots are definitely high powered, but I don't know how good they'll be come playoff time when the worst defense they might face is San Diego's and they definitely will have to go through some combination of Pittsburgh, Baltimore, and the J-E-T-S.

Not too many compelling games this week. The Bills get to show their mettle against the Patriots, luckily at home to what will probably be the most raucous crowd in Buffalo since the 90s. The Lions also get to take an important step in the right directions but stepping on the Vikings' throat and sending a message the Lions are no longer the doormat of the NFC North. Texans-Saints has the makings of a college football scoreboard (read: 48-41) and of course we can never forget the traditional Monday night football game between Washington and Dallas. I hate Washington more than any other team and even if you don't you can at least dislike them because their fans dress like this:


With that last image burned into your brain I wish everyone a happy weekend and good hunting ahead for you players of the fantasy and the pick 'em!

What We Learned Last Weekend 9.14.11

Im going to start a weekly review of each week of the football season, both college and pro and make some predictions regarding this upcoming week's games.

Let's start with college. I never get enough of my Notre Dame bashing. This loss officially put Notre Dame out of contention for a BCS bowl game and I couldn't be happier. The idea of Notre Dame rubs me the wrong way. The sheer hubris with which they operate their program is a real turn off. This independent deal with NBC, not joining a conference, even Touchdown Jesus. I revel in their failures and the image below usually brings a smile to my face.

That being said, Brady Hoke who is Michigan's coach, has a giant set of balls. Instead of doing what a million other coaches would do by lining up for a game tying 33 yard field goal. Hoke went for a 16 yard touchdown with 2 seconds left in the game. GIANT BALLS. I was sad Hoke left SDSU as that program was just turning around under Hoke and hadn't had anything really good happen for them since the Marshall Faulk days. But congratulations Michigan I think you just landed the coach you needed to rebuild this program.

Staying with the Big 10, my pair of dark horse BCS contenders out of that conference had polar opposite games. Wisconsin at home blanked Oregon State 35-0, coming as no surprise considering Oregon State lost to D1-AA Sacramento State at home the previous week. Wisconsin continues to roll. Nebraska had a much tougher time at home against the "We will play anyone anywhere" Fresno St. Bulldogs. Don't get me wrong, FSU was picked to finish 2nd in the WAC and they can always play tough, but I expect much better out a top 10 Nebraska team at home. I might regret picking them as the Big 10 winner.

The SEC continues to be a meat grinder. Mississippi State, a team I felt had a chance to put their mark on the BCS races in the SEC, got tripped up on the road against an inferior Auburn team. This is the lesson as always, the SEC is brutal. If you come out of it unscathed you deserve an automatic shot in the title game. The good news for Mississippi State is that they have a chance to return the favor against LSU tomorrow.

South Carolina almost learned the same lesson. They have been sloppy two games in a row

Many of our contenders managed to not stumble against inferior opponents: Alabama showed that Penn State is only a middling team now, LSU, Stanford, Florida State, Oklahoma State all rolled.

Heading into this week there are two big games on the slate: LSU @ Mississippi State and Oklahoma @ Florida State. Both of these games can go a long way towards determining our entries into the national championship game.

For LSU its just another SEC hurdle that can easily trip them up. I feel like LSU might be walking into a buzzsaw in Starkville on prime time with a short week. If you like good football tune in to this one for a Thursday night treat.

For Florida State this represents their biggest hurdle to proving me right and getting into the BCS game. Florida State has gone overrated for years now but a home game against Oklahoma on primetime is what they need to throw years of mediocre football off their backs. I picked them to win this game but it should be fun to see how Oklahoma responds to the flaming spear.


In the NFL we learned very little. That's the point of the NFL. You can't tell how good or bad a team is Week 1. You need about 6 weeks before it starts to become clear. Sure we know Green Bay and New England are very good teams, but we knew that heading in. Let's focus on the unknowns:

Buffalo/Kansas City - What the hell was that? KC never loses by 34 points at Arrowhead. I understand Eric Berry is out for the season and all, but this team did not resemble what we saw last year and it is largely the same. I'll leave this as an anomaly for now and i still believe they are an 8-8 or 9-7 team. For Buffalo they took advantage first of some mistakes and then a Kansas City team that looked indifferent. There has been a lot of infighting in the organization and maybe it's come to rear its ugly head on the field.

Seattle/San Francisco - Everyone wants to know who is the contender in the shitbag NFC West. Both of these teams are bad. Seattle is bad because they lost. San Francisco is bad because Alex Smith is bad. They won't win a ton of games sending Akers out there 4 times and hoping for two special teams touchdowns. These are the two worst teams in the division, I think.

Houston/Indianapolis - I would like a mulligan on my Colts pick. I wrote it before I knew Peyton would effectively miss most of the season. You can see it on their faces, they miss their hero. This team will struggle to win 2 games without Peyton. They are suddenly a frontrunner in the Suck for Luck sweepstakes. Houston has finally turned a corner. They were dominant that whole game. For a team that lost games they shouldn't have over the last 3 years it's nice to see them take care of business.

Arizona/Carolina - Many people had Zona pegged for the title in the West and Carolina winning the Suck for Luck race. Arizona needs to play some defense if they are going to win. Cam Newton throwing for 422 yards is disgusting. They laid no pressure on him, and gave him simple man to man looks for most of the first half. The good news for Carolina, Cam Newton can hit a wide open Steve Smith. The bad news is Cam Newton is a mirage and even though they got 422 yards from him they still lost. Carolina sucks.

Cleveland/Cincinnati - I think this outcome shocked everyone, even Bengals fans. The Browns had looked poised to make a dark horse run. They came out flat against a division rival and still looked very unsteady under Shurmur's new offense. They are flashing signs of trouble. Cincinnati on the other hand came out and did the two things they were expected to do: play hard defense and run the ball 35 times. Amazingly it worked. I doubt Cincy wins many more games.

New York Giants/Washington - Everyone wanted to see how the Giants would respond with all their injuries. Poorly is how they responded. I'm very confident that this team is no better than 8-8. Everyone wanted to see if Washington's gangbusters play in the preseason was just the preseason. They came out and worked it on both sides of the ball. Has Rex Grossman grown up enough to handle the role of starting QB? We'll see, I think the jury is out on Washington, they just happened to get a mediocre, probably overrated Giants team.

Cowboys - Yeah everyone thought they'd be good, but they were a significant question mark for me. 3 essentially rookies on the O-Line, injured DBs everywhere, and they just didn't seem to have grasped Rob Ryan's schemes yet. The O-Line played pretty well, and defense looked real good until Scandrick and Jenkins went out. Playing your 4th and 5th CBs sucks. But here is the problem. Dallas has been to the Super Bowl in 15 years. In those 15 years they have developed retarded ways of losing winnable ball games. Of course, this year looks no different. The blame isn't on Tony Romo. In fact he was a big reason they were winning. It was combination of that ridiculous punt block, ridiculous play call on the goal line where Romo fumbled, super backup CBs playing and yes Tony's really bad interception. But the blame isnt on Tony, it's on a lot of people.

Lions/Bucs - How good is Detroit? They look pretty good. Stafford stayed upright and torched a decent TB pass defense. Having Calvin helps and he looks excited to have Stafford throwing to him too. If they are to be a playoff team they need to continue rolling on offense. Tampa Bay didn't play bad, but they just couldn't or wouldn't run the ball, which was a huge strength last year. In the matchup of everyone else's dark horse versus mine, I seemed to lose. But I think Tampa Bay will play tough all year.

This week gives several teams a chance to get their groove back. Pittsburgh looked worse than anyone this weekend and they get a crack at Seattle. Dallas gets to rebound and try to put the screws to a very vanilla offense and beatable defense. I think these two teams bounce back with a vengeance.

The Colts get a chance to beat someone in Cleveland, but for that to happen they need to get back to running the football. I think that game is very close with Cleveland taking it.

Chicago gets a 2nd straight chance to whoop up on the NFC South (which surprisingly went 0-4 last week). Everyone thought Chicago would fall off from last year, me included and a win here would really solidify them by taking out Atlanta and New Orleans.

Lastly, New England gets a much better test in San Diego than Miami. The Pats gave up nearly 500 yards of offense. That offense can be spectacular but to be championship worthy that defense needs to figure it out. This should be a good litmus test game for both teams. I think the Pats get edge in their home opener.

We live for the weekend this time of year lets enjoy it!

Don't Ride the Dark Horses

Welcome back to the blog! With only two days until the start of the 2011 NFL season I feel like it is time to offer my 2011 projections for every team for the NFL season. Before I get started there I wanted to touch on a few college football tidbits form the first weekend of real football.

1. Oregon is done. I did predict this loss to LSU and with another predicted loss somewhere in the Pac-12 I think they are done. As a side note this also probably killed LeMichael James' heisman candidacy, he had a very pedestrian game and with so many other viable candidates I doubt the voters consider him at years end based on this performance.

2. Boise St is far from done. I didn't call this one. I stuck my pride in the SEC on the line with a marginal team and got burned. Boise St. wasn't flashy by any means but they were deadly efficient on both sides of the ball. Ill be very interested to see how the computers rate their MWC schedule this year versus their WAC schedule a year ago, it may make all the difference between the BCS bowl and just another at-large bid.

3. Florida looked great. Granted it's FAU, but man after last year's opener I think this 41-3 game was a welcome sight for Gators fans. Need to keep building in preparation of that October gauntlet.

4. "Notre Dame is going to a BCS bowl this year." - Brian Kelly. I laughed at this in the preseason and I laugh even more now. Granted they moved the ball and their offense put their defense in bad spots but you are not going to a BCS bowl game with Rees or Crist as your QB. Sorry.

5. TCU, the other non-AQ spoiler of year's past didn't miss a beat on offense, but where on earth did that brick wall defense go? TCU has no BCS shot this year, but they can be spoilers by dropping Boise St.

6. All BCS Champ contenders not previously mentioned: OK, Bama, Florida St, Nebraska, OK St, Texas A&M, Wisconsin all looked sharp in their opening games, with the exception of South Carolina. Not starting Garcia turned out to be a bad move for a half for Spurrier but they rebounded. Better not start so slow against Georgia this week.

Alright on to the 2011 NFL Preview. Again this will have the same form as the baseball predictions, I will predict each teams records and have a little blurb as to why i think the way I do. A lot of pundits have a bunch of so-called dark horses that could bust on the scene a la the 2010 Kansas City Chiefs. I identify them but I don't feel any of them are ready. Ordinarily 4-5 new playoff teams emerge every year. I follow this trend by kicking out the Bears, Seahawks, Colts, and Chiefs and repalce them with teams to be seen here in the preview.



NFC EAST

Philadelphia Eagles 11-5
Dallas Cowboys 11-5
New York Giants 9-7
Washington Redskins 5-11

Philadelphia Eagles - They made themselves into the Miami Heat of the NFL, but not because they assembled some dream team, that's impossible in the NFL. But the way they described themselves after the rush of signings put the targets square on their back. There are several things I don't like: the O-line, the linebackers, the safeties and the prolonged health of Michael Vick over 16 games. Those concerns aren't enough to prevent me from pickign them to win the division.

Dallas Cowboys - Yeah I know it's sick I didn't pick my own team but that defense still scares me. An easier out of division schedule (6 games against NFC west plus Miami and Buffalo) and the continued evolution under Rob Ryan on defense leads me to believe they can win 11 this eyar and go to the playoffs.

New York Giants - So many defections on offense and injuries to those who stayed. The Giants have potent offensive weapons but a remade line and mediocre defense lead them to a tough season in the NFC East. I just don't see them with a winning reocrd with Eli slinging it 40 times a game.

Washington Redskins - Shanahan ran out Haynesworth (not his guy) and McNabb (his guy) and placed the teams weak offense in the hands of "Aww fuck it I'm going deep" Rex Grossman. The defense has real talent but they will be on the field too often with what I project as a well below average offense.


NFC NORTH

Green Bay Packers 12-4
Chicago Bears 9-7
Detroit Lions 8-8
Minnesota Vikings 8-8

Green Bay Packers - This team is still stacked with good young talent from its Super Bowl and while the black and blue division is tough, I think they are going to have more problems with their out of conference play in the NFC South. They have enough talent to beat anyone, but a target on their back plus a tough schedule leads me to believe they lose 4.

Chicago Bears - Yeah, I'm a hater. I hate Cutler, I hate Roy Williams, I hate that O-line. The defense is as good as any in the league but its starting to age and with age comes complaining. This time in the form of Lance Briggs asking out of Chicago. Between what i view as a subpar O and a regressing and troublemaking defense I don't see a return to the playoffs.

Detroit Lions - I'm drinking the Kool-Aid on the fantasy Lions, but not so much on the real Lions. They have a bunch of potent weapons on both sides of the ball, but we've heard this same garbage about Houston for 4 years now (more on them later) and I feel this is similar. They have no experience winning and they just have too tough of a slate. This team has real potential in 2-4 years if they keep building the right way, but actually winning in the NFL usually takes time.

Minnesota Vikings - I'm in line with the rest of the public who thinks McNabb is done. There is still talent, but if Favre couldn't get it done well there, I doubt McNabb is successful either. The defense has lost a lot of its luster from 2-3 years ago with defections and aging and Jared Allen can't pull it on his own. I would not be surprised to see Minnesota 0-4 to start the season .



NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons 12-4
New Orleans Saints 11-5
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10-6
Carolina Panthers - 1-15

Atlanta Falcons - Pretty trendy Super Bowl pick and with an upgraded defense and the addition of what they hope is the last piece of the puzzle in Julio Jones they may make it. They aren't my choice but they aren't a bad choice. Again, I think they have enough talent to beat anyone but their schedule is tough and I think it translates into 4 losses. Doesn't matter, I think they'll get a buy.

New Orleans Saints - This may be low, they still have a killer offense, but I wonder what the departure of Reggie Bush does for their special teams and their scheming. He wasn't particularly productive in the box score but he sure opened things up everywhere and he was electric when he touched the ball. Saints had a nice draft too picking up guys who will play right away on a contender.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - I absolutely do not think their run was a fluke last year. They have a lot of young talent and unlike Detroit, they know how to win in a tough division now. This is the only dark horse I like. I actually have a witness to my prediction that they would win 10 last year. If Tampa Bay wins their division this year I wouldn't bat an eye. I am a believer in Josh Freeman!

Carolina Panthers - This was their record last year. They didn't do anything to their team to show me it is improved in anyway. Cam Newton is not your savior. Of course playing Clausen would probably yield the same results. Good luck Carolina, maybe you'll prove me wrong and win 2.


NFC WEST

Arizona Cardinals - 8-8
Seattle Seahwaks - 8-8
St. Louis Rams - 8-8
San Francisco 49ers - 5-11

Arizona Cardinals - So as you can see I have a problem picking the winner in this division. All these teams have a brutal out of conference schedule. But, if you were to ask me which team has the most talent and most likely to have the best QB at season's end I'd say Arizona. They paid an arm and leg for Kolb and really if he is just average he'll succeed in this division. I don't think we get the 7-9 debacle of last year but 8-8 just feels right.

Seattle Seahawks - BEAST MODE! That run pictured above was one of the best playoff runs in NFL history. But..Tavaris Jackson? At least he has talent including his old buddy Sidney Rice from Minnesota. There won't be any chemistry concerns there and Pete Carroll seems to light up his team with his enthusiam but I just don't think they make it this year.

St. Louis Rams - Much more blue collar than we are used to seeing the Rams. They are trying to win with solid balanced offense and a tougher defense. The Rams are a popular dark horse, but they aren't my dark horse. Sure anybody can win in this craptacular division, but I feel liek they need a few more weapons and some more time to grow as a team. That shit they took in the "play-in" game against Seattle on Week 17 last year is all the proof you need that they weren't ready. I don't think anything has changed...yet.

San Francisco 49ers - If they can somehow convince Carson Palmer to report and then convince Mike Brown to trade him to the 49ers we are talking about something else. But Alex Smith is worthless. I've never seen a QB with less confidence in his ability to make a throw. At least JaMarcus Russell thought he could make the throw, even if it was 15 yards over someone's head. Smith holds the ball too long and just kills his team's offense. Frank Gore is aging as well and just can't be counted on to be the back he was 4 years ago.


AFC EAST

New England Patriots 13-3
New York Jets 12-4
Miami Dolphins 6-10
Buffalo Bills 4-12

New England Patriots - Why? Because this is just what they do. Every year you feel like they just don't have enough talent to hold on to the division lead and every year they come out and win 13 or 14 games. Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, blah blah blah, as long as they are around things won't change here.

New York Jets - They probably lose both games to Patriots this year in the regular season only to beat them in the playoffs. New York is still very very good and hell, they've gone to the AFC Championship game two times in a row now. Pretty hard to pick against them.

Miami Dolphins - Really dropped the ball by not adding Orton. Orton may nto be a sexy name but he can win and has show he can succeed in the NFL unlike Henne. They added some offensive weapons (Reggie Bush, Daniel Thomas) to replace those they let go (Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams) but I just don't really see how this team improved at all. They won 7 last year, I say 6 this year.

Buffalo Bills - Their defense sucks and Ryan Fitzpatrick was an anomaly last year. I hate this team. They did draft a bunch of players to help bolster a crappy defense but I just don't see this team really going out and beating anyone. Four wins may be too high. When you are riding Fred Jackson, Ryan Fitzpatrick and Stevie Johnson you may struggle to score. When you struggle to score and your defense can't stop anyone, you will struggle to win.


AFC NORTH

Pittsburgh Steelers 13-3
Baltimore Ravens 11-5
Cleveland Browns 7-9
Cincinnati Bengals 2-14

Pittsburgh Steelers - I don't see how you don't ride this team as a Super Bowl favorite. They know how to win, they are a much mroe explosive offense than people give them credit for because of their team name. Their defense is as intimidating as any on the field and their only real weakness, at O-Line sure didn't hamper them last year. These guys have to be favorites to go back to the Super Bowl again.

Baltimore Ravens - Poor little stepchildren of the North. Until Flacco makes the move to Big Ben quality this team will struggle. While the Steelers are weak at O-line they can scheme around it. The Ravens can't scheme around their biggest weakness, Flacco. Unless Flacco can avoid this average from the last 5 weeks last year: 157.8 yds/gm, The Ravens will be hamstrung in what they can do on offense.

Cleveland Browns - Another popular dark horse to make the leap, but they won't beat Baltimore or Pittsburgh. They also need to continue to learn Pat Shurmur's schemes and honestly they just need to keep playing meaningful games. They have 11 rookies and 31 players with 3 or less years experience. I think they can be upstarts but envisioning a winning record is pretty far-fetched.

Cincinnati Bengals - Look Andy Dalton was a great college player and I liked him. But playing MWC conference defenses and then staring down the barrel of Pittsburgh and Baltimore is just way too different. CIncinnati has to looks of a team on Carolina's path. They have started their youth movement now, so you can't expect much out of them.

AFC SOUTH

Houston Texans 11-5
Indianapolis Colts 9-7
Tennessee Titans 6-10
Jacksonville Jaguars 3-13

Houston Texans - Well, after years of being the dark horse, they have to be considered the favorites. They bolstered their defense with experienced NFL talent, they still boast a top 5 offense and they are going to start feasting on a weak division. It took 4 years, but you have finally arrived Houston.

Indianapolis Colts - Even without Manning I would have predicted the Texans to win the division. If Peyton misses any time, especially the crucial Week 1 game against Houston, it just widens the gap between the teams. If Manning misses a few weeks with Houston, Cleveland, Pittsburgh and Tampa Bay on tap, the Colts will face an insurmountable hole. For anyone that ever argued that against Manning being MVP, well you are about to find out just how amazing and more importantly, valuable, he was.

Tennessee Titans - Way to pay 30 million guaranteed to what is becoming the fastest marginalized position in the NFL. In 10 years running backs will be a dime a dozen like a kicker or punter. With or without him this team was awful, with him they win 6, without him they win 3 or 4.

Jacksonville Jaguars - The rebuilding has begun. Garrard is out. Luke McCown....is in? Holy moly. Jacksonville had been adding and adding to their defense, but now they continue to erode their offense. MoJo is on rubber legs, Rashad Jenning is on IR and by Week 5 we could be looking at McCown at QB throwing to Mike Thomas with Deji Karim at RB. This could be the worst offense in football this year. It's definitely Jack Del Rio's last year there and he's my pick for first coach fired this year.

AFC WEST

San Diego Chargers 10-6
Kansas City Chiefs 9-7
Denver Broncos 6-10
Oakland Raiders 6-10

San Diego Chargers - Pretty tough schedule facing NE, NYJ, Balt, and GB, plus Chicago and Detroit on the road. They have a lot of talent and every year everyone picks them to win. Last year that had the number one offense and defense in terms of yards per game. Their special teams killed them. The same talent returns and there is every indication they should win their division and make the playoffs.

Kansas City - I don't see why there is so much hate. This is a good young, especially on defense. I wouldn't be surprised if they finished inside the top 10 this year on defense (14th last year) and they have talent on offense with Bowe and Jamaal Charles. The real question is Matt Cassel's health and whether the offense can survive Charlie Weis' defection to the University of Florida.

Denver Broncos - Well the Tebow diversion was resolved in favor of Orton. Its probably best for the win now mentality although I may be in the 1% minority who believes Tebow can win in this league. Denver will be significantly better on defense this year (kinda hard not to be better than 32nd) but I don't think this team is significantly better than last year in the standings. a 2 win improvement is reasonable.

Oakland Raiders - They had defections and didn't actually sign anyone other than their draft class, which for their standards was actually a decent class. A lot of people think the Raiders are another one of those dark horses. I don't see it. I think they have trouble keeping pace in their own division (despite going 6-0 there last year) and a 2 win regression is well within the cards.

NFC Playoff Teams - Eagles, Cowboys, Packers, Falcons, Saints (It wouldn't take much for me to remove them in favor of TB), Cardinals. NFC Champ game: Packers v. Falcons

AFC Playoff Teams - Patriots, Jets, Steelers, Ravens, Texans, Chargers. AFC Champ Game: Steelers v. Jets.

Superbowl: Packers v. Steelers, Pt. 2. Steelers win this round.

Thats my (educated) opinion, please comment to agree or disagree, give a shout to your favorite team and offer your own predictions.

The Scandals Fade Away

Editors Note: I began this article yesterday and finished it a day after the first games so pardon any outdated references.

It's finally here! The first day of football for the collegiate ranks! We can finally move beyond the scandals and infractions and just start playing football. As I have posted previously, collegiate football is my 2nd favorite sport ahead of professional football. There are many reasons why: the pageantry, the true rivalries (so intense people kill trees over them), the exotic and variable offensive packages, the crowds almost 50% larger than any NFL crowd at many schools, the sheer number of entertaining games to watch on any given Saturday, and the ability to watch sure fire NFL prospects perform spectacular feats (just go on youtube and watch any Reggie Bush USC highlight package to get a feeling for what I am talking about).



I heard something on Colin Cowherd's show I agreed with (a rare circumstance for me) regarding football fans who aren't fans of one or the other of our most popular iterations of football. He said for the college fan that detests the NFL (which is understandable), Colin suggested playing fantasy for one year. I agree, once you play fantasy it helps get you involved in games you would never have watched. I would also add gambling to this since gambling makes everything more fun.

He also could never understand why an NFL wouldn't like college football even if they did not go to a football school or live in the region of a popular one. Unlike almost all of college basketball there are many professional level players in the college ranks. Watching football on Saturday is a small precursor to Sunday and I agree. Going all the way back to my beginnings as a college football fan when I was 12 I always enjoyed seeing the transformation or failure of a stud college football player in the pros.

So for you people who claim to be football fans, get on board with college football. There are already two games with BCS championship implications on the first weekend and many more to come. Now that we've endured a spring and summer of scandal after scandal that has zero impact on the performance on the field, we can finally get back to cheering or hating the teams on the field, not in the NCAA infractions committee.

As my precursor to the season, which starts tonight with a BCS contender Wisconsin taking on MWC gutter trash UNLV, and sneaky scary Mississippi St taking on C-USA unknown Memphis, im going to offer my opinion on the current AP top 25 as well as some predictions for the BCS bowl games.

1. Oklahoma - Not sure that Oklahoma can run the table. They have a good talent base across both sides of the ball and may be the most complete team even if they dont have the best players at their positions. They have a tough schedule, with three matchups against top 10 opponents, another against 21st Missouri, and two tough non ranked opponents in Texas and Tulsa. I see 11-1 in their future.

2. Alabama -Pretty curious to see how they fare now on offense with McElroy and Julio Jones gone. They do return Trent Richardson who is arguably as talented as Mark Ingram who also left. The defense returns a number of sick players starting with Dont'a Hightower. That typical SEC swarming defense will keep them in every game but im worried about them falling behind in a game with this offense. They have the typical difficult slate of games in the SEC but they probably have the best team in the league and could run the table.

3. Oregon - Returning their heisman hopeful LeMichael James and QB Darron Thomas will give them as much as offense as they need in most of their Pac-12 games. They have been dealing with their own scandal this offseason into its recruiting practices and a number of other suspensions for disciplinary reasons. I think they are good, but I dont think they will even be the best team in their own conference. Oregon had its shot last year.

4. LSU - Ran into disciplinary problems this offseason as well and now they will be without their starting QB and a starting WR for the Oregon game. I look at the roster and I'm not sure how LSU gets to #4, but they will again have an excellent, ferocious defense in Baton Rouge. I actually think they beat Oregon, but as is customary they lose a game or two somewhere along the line in the SEC and finish 10-2.

5. Boise State - Gotta give Coach Petersen credit for hanging in there with this program despite the obvious disadvantage of being Boise St. They get two make or break games this year for their BCS resume: Georgia and TCU, which both arent the most exciting programs this year. They return Kellen Moore and are expected to start 10 seniors on defense. This is their last chance to break into elite. Honestly, I think it ends this weekend against an up and coming Georgia team.

6. Florida St - Ugh, its been a while since these assholes were ranked higher than Florida heading into a season. Christian Ponder is gone, but Jimbo Fisher has done a monster job turning around this roster in his two years of recruiting. This is easily the best ACC team and very well could go undefeated....if they beat Oklahoma. The game is in Tallahassee, so they are going to have to ride that crowd to victory against the preseason favorite. Otherwise they are a lock for the Orange Bowl.

7. Stanford - This is my dark horse. Andrew Luck is clearly the best QB in the nation and is overall a very good football player. Even with much of the coaching staff gone to the 49ers the Cardinal return a lot of very good players. They have concerns on the O-Line right now, but they have a soft first month in the schedule to let those players gel. Unlike other teams in the Pac-12, Stanford has a real defense that can stop Oregon and I think Stanford, not Oregon has the best chance to win the Pac-12.

8. Texas A&M - I was kinda shocked to see them here. They played well last year, especially late but I just dont see too much talent on either side of the ball to justify this ranking compared to the next team on the list. They have a good offense, and returning starters on a 55th ranked defense, but the loss of Von Miller and the big fat target they put on their backs by announcing their decision to leave the Big 12 will likely make this a difficult year for them.

9. Oklahoma St. - I think they are going to be better than A&M, and I honestly think they have the next best shot to win the Big 12 this year. While Dana Holgorsen left for West Virginia, the impressions he imparted on the offense and Brandon Weedon will carry over. The offense is every bit as good if not better than Oklahoma's. The difference will come down to the evolution of OSU's defense. The first test of my theory comes in back to back games against Tulsa and A&M, both on the road.

10. Nebraska - I applauded the move to the Big 10 for a lot of reasons, many of which involve the spotlight. While OSU and Michigan still exist in this conference, they are not in a position this year to overshadow Nebraska. Nebraska has the most talent of any team in the Big 10, especially on defense. Nebraska is going to bring a different brand of football to this conference and its a winning brand. Taylor Martinez and the Cornhuskers have a real shot at heading to the BCS game this year based on the countries irrational bias towards the Big 10 and a softer schedule.

11. Wisconsin - A usually decent Big 10 team that I think would far much worse in a few other conferences. They added Russell Wilson, whom I a big fan of and I think he will be the best pure QB in the league, Taylor Martinez and Denard Robinson, and Dan Persa are all nice collegiate QBs but they are better runners than passers. Wisconsin lost some players, but not a lot of experience as only one player makes his first start ever this year. They can be good, but there is always an issue with this team finishing big ball games and I think they stumble against Nebraska or one of those back to back road games against MSU or OSU.

12. South Carolina - This may be an appropriate rank for Spurrier's Cocks but they will definitely be higher than this come SEC championship game time. While they do have the usual tough SEC schedule it doesn't come with Alabama or LSU on it and they reside in a division with a still rebuilding Georgia and a possibly rebuilding Florida. They have two unbelievable playmakers on offense, added the best defensive recruit this year to an all ready tough defense. I wouldnt be surprised to see them 12-0 come championship time.

13. Virginia Tech - Ehhhh. They always have nice athletes and usually make the strongest run at the ACC title in a middling conference, but they ALWAYS seem to get beat out of conference. I think sensing this they have scheduled a craptacular out of conference slate. They lost Tyrod Taylor and Ryan Williams from a decent offense but an easy schedule (not a single preseason ranked team) puts them on track for the ACC title game where I predict they get blasted by FSU.

14. TCU - A personal favorite team of mine because of those uniforms and the absolutely tenacious style of Coach Patterson. I worry greatly about all the losses from that senior-laden team of last year starting with Andy Dalton. The MWC may not be a joke this time around for the Horny Toads, especially with the addition of Boise St. I see a down year for TCU before they head off to dominate the east coast.

15. Arkansas- Of course the obvious question is how they fare without Ryan Mallett who I have always felt was the most NFL ready QB in the draft and a total steal for the Patriots who may need to call on him in a few years. But Tyler Wilson got enough work last year that he shouldn't be shell-shocked by the SEC. The problem for Arkansas is that schedule. As if playing Auburn, Alabama, LSU and South Carolina werent enough they have a road game against their new companion, Texas A&M. I think they are closer to 25 than 15 this year.

16. Notre Dame - The media just LOVES to jump on this bandwagon. Call me when they beat Stanford this year, in other words don't call me at all. To their credit, their defense really came on last year which has been the problem in South Bend for years. I do really like Manti Te'o, so its worth it to tune in just for this stud. Their BCS hopes rest on whether Crist can finally find some consistency but the road is not easy with Michigan State, USC, and Stanford on schedule as well as a date with Michigan who expects to find themselves in the polls.

17. Michigan St. - Sure did me a favor by taking down Ohio State last year and showed a lot grit in going 11-2 last year. They are like a poor man's Virginia Tech for me, they always have some really top notch players like Kirk Cousins and Will Gholston but always lose games they really shouldn't. This year's team is not as good as last year's and I wouldn't be surprised to see them finish 8-5 and out of the polls.

18. Ohio St. - How the mighty have fallen...and I think most non-Ohio State fans couldn't be happier. This was a team that always was overhyped and overrated and never quite as good as everyone thought. The team does have talent but several players good players are suspended for 5 games, Pryor is gone (even though he'll suck balls in the NFL he was a very deadly college player) and the architect Tressel (hahaha replay booth consultant? really?) is gone leaving the program in complete chaos. I think they'll probably do better than most people think probably 10-2, but they won't be Big Ten champs this year.

19. Georgia - Mark Richt is officially on the hot seat and it starts with Boise State this weekend and gets possibly even harder against South Carolian the following week. As a Gator fan i have loved this new terrible Georgia program (and even more so the awfulness that is Tennessee) but I think they are going to be stronger this year even with out AJ Green. It starts with the continued development of Aaron Murray at the QB position and the continued growth of a defense that returns 7 starters. They have to be better than last year's 6-7 but there is a great chance they aren't in the polls at the end of the year and Mark Richt (or all of his assistants) are gone.

20. Mississippi St. - While these guys are SEC foes for my Gators they were always liek Kentucky and Vanderbilt...non-threats. That is until they took away Urban Meyer's best assistant and recruiter Dan Mullen. It was absolutely no shock to me that they won 9 games last year in Mullen's second season. I think they are going to be a dangerous out for every SEC team this year and may play BCS buster more than once.

21. Missouri - I think Missouri may be underranked a little. They are returning a lot of good players from last year's team. They are without Gabbert, but this decade they havent really seemed to miss a beat at QB when a star leaves. Brad Smith, Chase Daniel, Blaine Gabbart all filled in flawlessly for their predecessors and James Franklin may do the same. They also return the same front seven from last year's Big 12 leading scoring defense. I think Missouri will be like Mississippi State, a tough out every week in their conference against everyone they play.

22. Florida - Oh how the mightier have fallen even farther. Im sure with all the cheers that went up with Ohio State's struggles thre were an equal number cheering on Florida's awful (by its standards) season last year. John Brantley was a square peg trying to fit into the round hole of Urban's spread offense. But it wasn't just his fault, that offensive line was terrible last year starting with the failed experiment of Michael Pouncey at center. Florida has a lot of changes in place this year and the learning curve will be steep, but if anything falls in their favor its the pure athletic talent they bring in every year. I'm hoping for the best but they have a brutal stretch of games starting on October 1st where they play home against Alabama, at LSU, at Auburn, at Georgia, and at South Carolina over the next six weeks.

23. Auburn - The 8th SEC team in the top 25 (the debate ended years ago, this is easily the best conference in football), I doubt they survive here. Last year's special run was largely predicated on Cam Newton putting up an all time offensive season. With him and the incredibly talented and incalculably valuable Nick Fairley gone I expect them to take steps backwards and in the SEC where the margin is razor thin week to week I think they get beat by almost every SEC team above them on this list. I doubt they will be in the polls come Dec. 1.

24. West Virginia - Ah the obligatory Big East team finally makes an appearance. I actually think this team will be better this year with Holgorsen (the defect from Ok. St mentioned above) at the help. Coach Stewart just didn't have the edge you need from a top 15-25 program. I think he knew as much when he hired someone to dig up dirt on Holgorsen to help him keep his job. Given how explosive Holgorsen's offenses are (he was the architect behind Texas Tech, Houston, and OK St's light em offenses) it will counteract a young and inexperienced defense. Given the weakness of this conference there is a very real chance they end up in the top 10 or 15 with an 11-1 or 10-2 schedule. They play at LSU so its doubtful they will go undefeated.

25. USC - Its all about Matt Barkley. That's it. I think USC is better than this 25 ranking but none of it really matters since they are still ineligible for a bowl or even the inaugural Pac-12 championship game. We'll revisit them next year.

BCS Predictions:

Sugar Bowl (SEC Champ v. BCS At-Large): Because I think this year's SEC Champ will go to the BCS championship they get two at-larges with one of them assuredly being an SEC team. I don't know that LSU survives their brutal schedule and this spot goes to South Carolina, loser of the SEC title game and liekly owner of a 10-2 record. The tricky part is predicting the other at-large. Given regional considerations i would think the best shot is Virginia Tech, loser of the ACC title game, but because I think the ACC title game winner goes to the BCS championship, Ill go with an 11-2 Wisconsin team that loses the Big 10 championship. So thats what ill go with: South Carolina v. Wisconsin. (SC winning)

Orange Bowl (ACC Champ v. BCS At-Large): I'm going way out on a limb here and I'm going to say my projected ACC Champ goes to the BCS title game. Which means they get two at-larges and likely an ACC replacement being a 12-1 Virginia Tech team that loses in the ACC title game. I think the other spot goes to Oregon who goes 10-2, but doesn't even get to play in the Pac-12 title game because of their loss to Stanford. So my that's my pick Virginia Tech v. Oregon (Oregon winning).

Fiesta Bowl (Big 12 Champ v. Big East Champ - this year) - Because neither the Pac-12 or Big 10 champs will play in the BCS title game this year, this bowl gets the remaining AQ's, Big 12 and Big East. Because I think Oklahoma loses to Florida State (at least), I dont have them playing in the title game. There is no Big 12 championship game anymore so I think Oklahoma finishes at worst with one loss in the conference and wins it. West Virginia is the defacto Big East champ. Oklahoma v. West Virginia is the pick (OK winning).

Rose Bowl (Big 10 Champ v. Pac-12 Champ) - I have Nebraska winning the Big 10 but with a loss somewhere so no title shot. Because their division is so weak I see them having no problem making the title game and winning. I have the same thing for Stanford but because I think they beat Oregon they can absorb a loss and still make the title game against what ever weak ass team in the other Pac-12 division takes USC's place. The pick's in: Nebraska v. Stanford (a personal favorite of mine among the projected bowls with Stanford winning).

BCS Title Game (BCS #1 v. BCS#2) - I think Alabama is a strong contender in the SEC, especially with a weaker East division again and a weakened LSU and Auburn due to infractions and defections. Alabama runs the table and gets in easily. The other pick is a lot more controversial both because they are not a common pick and also because I hate their fucking guts: Florida State. The ACC isn't a strong conference for sure but really outside of the SEC every conference has significant flaws. They play two preseason ranked teams Oklahoma and Florida. If they win them both which unfortunately I'm predicting them to do as well as win all other games including beating Va Tech in the ACC Championship game then a 13-0 Florida State has to get in. So it's Alabama v. Florida St. (with Alabama winning the SEC's 6th straight title in a runaway score of like 55-7 while Florida State's program gets the death penalty immediately afterwards).

It's going to be a fun and exciting season and I can not wait to see how this all shakes out with hopefully Florida shocking the nation and going 13-0 and winning their 3rd title in 6 years.

Troublemakers and Their Worth

So the NFL lockout is over. Pretty anticlimactic. I loved it back in March when ESPN ran around like a chicken with their head cut off when the NFL officially locked out. All of these talking heads predicted apocalypses or reduced game seasons or a variety of other things that generally did not include training camps essentially starting on time and the NFL missing zero meaningful games. Well I was there. I was there to ridicule those drama queens at ESPN and told them to shove their doomsday predictions. This isn't the NBA where teams are legitimately losing money. This is the NFL where everyone prints their own money. In this economy you don't walk away from that guarantee.

So here we are, the owners and players approved the CBA, not giving enough time to actually have the hall of fame game on August 7th but in time to have every other meaningless preseason game and this lockout will be forgotten the second it ends. This lockout just brought out the full force of negatives of that 24 hour sports media cycle. Everything is so reactionary, that hardly any sports "journalist" stops to think for a moment. It was March when the NFL locked out. As much as people might care about long drawn out free agency negotiations or stupid ass OTAs, the reality is missing those things in March, April, May, and June is not taking any money out of anyone's pockets and the fans really don't miss it.

I have absolutely no hard feelings about this lockout and I doubt anyone in America really does either. People are excited about the up-tempo free agency period we had this year and what it means for real and fantasy rosters. In addition to free agency signings you also have the cut list, holdouts, and trade demands. It's in that second area I wanted to focus a little bit. In that area you have overpriced under performing players, overpriced aging players, mental cases, overachieving underpaid players, locker room cancers, and players with an irrational sense of their worth.

The first guy I wanted to talk about what James Harrision. Look at him here outrunning the entire Cardinals offense in Super Bowl 43.


The guy is a good player and has been the NFL's defensive player of the year before. He definitely earns his money and doesn't have on-field issues. He has off-field issues, mostly running his mouth. In years past he has sparred with league commisioner Roger Goodell over the violent hits policies that have been enacted. He even went so far as to claim he will retire instead of playing in Goodell's league. This kind of behavior is childish but at least isn't detrimental to the team.

No, he's started to do negative things with his own team now. Last month he made comments that placed the blame for the Steelers losing Super Bowl 45 squarely on the shoulders of the Pittsburgh offense, most notably Roethlisberger and Mendenhall, calling them out for their turnovers. This of course overlooking the fact that the defense gave up 24 points of its own, gave up a nearly back-breaking 10 play 5+ minute drive at the end of the 4th quarter, and allowed Rodgers a 111 QB rating.

The problem with these kind of comments is two-fold. First, it just makes you look like a crybaby in media and leaves you completely open to ridicule. It's just poor form on its own.

Second, and more importantly, it makes you a horrible teammate. Sports are all about teams. Ask the Mavericks or ask the Giants. Those two teams probably didn't have the most talent in their respective leagues but they won championships with tight knit teams that worked together and won together.

Now the Steelers have to wonder if there is some tension in the locker room, the players will have to continue to answer questions in the media about chemistry and other things that take away focus from winning. Even though they are professionals ans used to the scrutiny it wears on you. Just ask Brian Orakpo of Redskins. Before Albert Haynesworth was traded this offseason he told the media straight out he was tired of answering these questions about Haynesworth and didn't want to answer them again. The solution? Get rid of Haynesworth. Haynesworth was definitely not worth the distraction because he made no effort on the field.

For me, if I was Pittsburgh I wouldn't make too drastic of a change with Harrison. Sure he's a douchebag crybaby, but hes good on the field and Pittsburgh is one of the consummate professional teams like New England. They just know how to work.

The next guy I want to talk about is Dez Bryant. Here is a picture of him doing things Roy Williams can't do: catch a football.


Dez Bryant is another guy who looks like he will be decent on the field but he may some attitude and personal issues off the field. First was the whole training camp shoulder pads incident. Last year during Bryant's rookie training camp he was asked to participate in some routine rookie hazing: carrying a veteran's shoulder pads. Instead of keeping his mouth shut and doing what a rookie should do, he said he isn't doing that, that that's not what football is about.

A football team has to be like a family. Playing team football is more than just athleticism. In no other sport does chemistry and trust mean more than in football. There are 11 players on the field at a time and so many moving parts designed to collaborate into a single play. Dez Bryant needs to learn that. A little rookie hazing goes a long way towards endearing you to the veteran players and keeping a loose locker room. Instead, Dez created a distraction (not hard to do in a Cowboys uniform) and probably some animosity among his fellow offensive players. Of course, Dez got his hazing in the end when Roy Williams saddled him with a dinner bill for $55,000.

Beyond that Dez has noted maturity issues with money. His rookie contract is for 11.8 million, with 8 million guaranteed over 5 years. It sounds like a lot, especially since there is no state income tax in Texas, but the federal government comes in and takes 39% assuming no Enron accounting. Then you have the lavish lifestyle associated with being an NFL rising star, meaning you buy a shit ton of jewelry, and other things. Dez is allegedly on the hook for failing to repay over 850,000 dollars in jewelry and tickets he "bought". No one is taking him on for endorsement deals and his handler Deion Sanders, a guy who could make Dez a lot of money, dropped him. All of these things are serious red flags.

This is starting to remind me of Terrell Owens all over again. Unbelievable talent, can't get out of his own way. Granted Dez has generally kept his mouth shut, but as anyone who listened to me after the 2010 draft knows, I was very worried about how long Dez would be a Cowboy given his off field issues and lack of professionalism and maturity. He's worth the headache as long as he his producing, but if he doesn't turn into a Top 5 or Top 10 WR over the next few years id be happy to drop his ass.

There are other notable problem children, names who actually did get shipped out by their teams: Chad Johnson Ochocinco Johnson and Albert Haynesworth. These are also All-Pro supreme talents who just can't get out of their own ways and they were deemed expendable. These were good moves by both the Bengals and Redskins. As i mentioned above football is the most team oriented of the team sports. You dont need superstars to win (Just ask the Bears and Seahawks) you need a good team that functions well together to win. These names and the several others I haven't mentioned are all excellent players but they may just take more off the table than they put on.

Mid Season Recap

So it's been nearly a month since I have posted. I owe you guys to be better than that. So i think I might give you guys a two piece today. Part I today is about baseball, Part II today is about college football, so you guys should have something to read today.

So prior to the start of the baseball season I predicted every record and division outcome and got quite a bit of responses. I want to revisit it to see how I stand with less than 70 games to go, since I'm not the type of guy to make predictions and then hide them if they dont pan out. So ill post my predictions, that teams actual pace, what I said back then about them and then add a little mid- season commentary.

So, I haven't looked at these since I made the prediction so it will look interesting to me as I write them as well. Without further ado, lets find out how my swami skills are at this point.

AL West

Texas Rangers 91-71 (Pace: 93-69)

Anaheim Angels of Orange County of Los Angeles 86-76 (Pace: 86-76, Wow...)

The team that shall not be named 82-80 (Pace: 71-91)

Seattle Mariners 63-99 (Pace: 73-89)

What I said then: Here's my thinking. Texas did lose Cliff Lee but go back and check their record in his starts. He bitched about the hot weather in August and didnt bring his A game against lesser opponents. Texas still has the best offense in the division, and while they made a mistake leaving Neftali in the pen the growth of Derek Holland and any use out of Brandon Webb will help the Rangers win ballgames.

Now: Derek Holland has been OK, but the rest of the Rangers staff has been good, especially Ogando coming out of the bullpen to replace Tommy Hunter. They started up and down with Hamilton, Cruz, and Andrus all missing time, but with a full clip, the Rangers have run off an impressive 11 in row. The division is theirs to lose, and still have a great chance at the #1 seed in he AL.

Then: The Angels added a bat in Vernon Wells and hope to have Kendrys (how does it take you several years to correct everyone on the real spelling of your name) back for 5 out of 6 months this year as opposed to the 2.5 he played last year.

Now: Vernon Wells has largely sucked (although he's hot now) and Kendrys isnt playing this whole year. Yet, they are on pace to meet my prediction, why? 4 starters under 4.00 era and Mark Trumbo doing his best Kendrys Morales impression with 18 homers. I see the Angels fading a bit at this point.

Then: The team that shall not be named has the best rotation in the division and possibly in the whole AL but a popgun offense that makes the Giants' offense from last year look like Murderers' Row.

Now: This was true for about a month and half. Their rotation was ungodly. But Cahill and Gio regressed a little and Anderson got hurt. But that offense is worse than popgun. I went to a Rivercats game (A's AAA affiliate) a few weeks ago and the cupboard is somewhat bare. The A's need to be heavy sellers here and get some good offensive prospects at the deadline.

Then: The Mariners were awful last year and while they will still be awful its hard to predict team to lose 100 games but they just didnt make any efforts this offseason to improve.

Now: Michael Pineda gave them a legitimate number 2 starter and their young offense hit well to start the season which gave them their boost. But they have lost 9 in a row and I still see them finishing below the A's giving me the clean sweep on this division. The Mariners have a bright future, but it will be after Ichiro is long gone. He has finally hit his long expected regression this year a la Derek Jeter.

AL Central

Minnesota Twins 88-74 (Pace: 77-85, whoops)

Detroit Tigers 87-75 (Pace: 85-77, thats better)

Chicago White Sox 86-76 (Pace: 78-84)

Cleveland Indians 71-91 (Pace: 85-77, swing and miss)

Kansas City 61-101 (Pace: 65-97)

Then: As you can tell im not comfortable picking the winner of this division. Everyone writes off Minny every year but they just keep winning. If Morneau comes back healthy they have easily the best lineup in this division and Liriano is an ace.

Now: I was right about it being a hard division to predict. Minnesota lost their captain for like 2 months and couldn't seem to buy a win.This was compounded with the frequent DL trips by Delmon Young, Denard Span, and Justin Morneau. This offense was miserable for so long. But they are the hottest team in the division and only 5 games out. I still may be right yet.

Then: The Tigers have Verlander and Scherzer who was a monster in the 2nd half and probably the best rotation up and down in the division. The lineup is only mediocre and gets worse if Cabrera continues to drink a fifth before every game.

Now: Verlander is your AL Cy Young (Sorry Jered Weaver). This team is hitting well and generally avoiding the injury bug. Scherzer has been mediocre. The Tigers are a good candidate for a 2nd half swoon unless they get better pitching.

Then: The White Sox has a killer lineup but not my favorite pitching staff. Peavy just didnt work out. They won 88 last year with kind of the same deal, I think they do about that this year.

Now: What i thought was a killer lineup turned mediocre to subpar. Without the pitching staff I am surprised this team is close to on pace for a .500 record. I don't see them as contending this year anymore.

Then: Cleveland has some nice young offense pieces starting with Black Magic Woman Carlos Santana, but they are still very young and have an awful rotation.

Now: What the hell man. I know I am going to say this about another team in the NL, but geez, that offense just came together, and the rotation I thought was horrible has been good with young pitchers like Carrasco and Masterson putting together a great first half. I think they wilt under pressure from the better teams in Detroit and Minnesota but they have still held that lead.

Then; I guess it was easy to predict a team to lose 100 games. They lost Greinke. They have a bunch of prehype and posthype prospects in their lineup and Billy Butler. This team sucks really bad.

Now: Well they aren't on pace for 100 losses, but they are damn close. The team just has no pitching. They do have some cause for celebration in their young offensive talent, and the final breakout of Alex Gordon who was the posthype prospect I referred to. But this team needs to find some young pitching to go with that young offense that could be special in a couple of years.

AL East

Boston Red Sox 100-62 (Pace: 99-63)

New York Yankees 88-74 (Pace: 97-65, ugh this team just never dies)

Toronto Blue Jays 85-77 (Pace: 79-83)

Tampa Bay Devil Rays (That is the name of the animal you people who are afraid of the word Devil) 79-83 (Pace: 87-75, shouldve flipped flopped Toronto and Tampa)

Baltimore Orioles 77-85 (Pace: 67-95)

Then: Boston has a killer lineup of players i would actually spend 200 million on. They were hampered by injuries last year and still won 89 games. I love Gonzalez in Fenway and the pitching staff is decent enough with Lester at the top.

Now: Yep, Boston has been everything I (and anyone with half a brain) thought they would be. Adrian is your sure fire AL MVP and that makes me happy since i made a heavy investment in him in fantasy leagues.

Then: 7 win drop off for the Yankees. Thats a combination of aging, losing Pettitte in the rotation (say what you want about him but was consistently good enough), and the general malaise that built up in the Jeter negotiations. They are my WC team though.

Now: Wrong. They are actually on pace to win more. Its sick. Between the Posada drama, Jeter drama, and somehow getting incredible half seasons from 2005 studs Freddy Garcia and Bartolo Colon this team just will not die. They are like cockroaches. I really hope Tampa can some how catch them.

Then: Toronto has good young talent in the rotation (Morrow and Drabek) but no real ace yet. Bounceback years from Lind and Hill make the lineup as productive this year without Wells as it was with him last year when they won 85 last year. I think they are about as good.

Now: Wrong again idiot. I did get the Lind bounceback right (again good for my fantasy numbers), but the young rotation has sucked balls (outside of Ricky Romero). I think the pace they are on is probably the record they will finsih with. No need to blow it up. Just hope the young guns come back better next year.

Then: Tampa lost Crawford, Pena, and Garza in the offseason and replaced them with nothing (yes Damon and Ramirez are nothing at this stage of their careers). They have a decent rotation but its very young outside of Shields and I just dont see this as a winning team this year.

Now: Why are they a winning team? That young rotation plus a complete 180 by Shields. Plus they had more useful bats than I initially gave them credit for with the bounce back by Zobrist and Matt Joyce coming in and replacing any lost production from Crawford. They are a legitimate contender for that wild card spot and I just totally missed this prediction.

Then: Baltimore is young and getting better and that 77 wins will be a byproduct of the sheer determination of Buck Showalter.

Now: Of all my misses so far, I think this is the most disappointing. The Orioles didnt have enough talent in this division to get close, but I love Showalter and I wanted to see what he could do with a full season. They started out so hot and now have just crumbled to Royals status. No pitching (no start under 4.00 ERA) has really killed this team. They are really young so maybe they have some hope in the future but not this year.

NL West

The Team with the most fair weather unsophisticated fans per capita 87-75 (Pace: 93-73)

Colorado Rockies 85-77 (Pace: 77-85)

San Diego Padres 81-81 (Pace: 69-93, Thats a bad miss)

Los Angeles Dodgers 80-82 (Pace: 72-90)

Arizona Diamondbacks 70-92 (Pace: 87-75)

Then: Fair Weather central are the champs. Their biggest loss was Uribe. But i like the looks of Sandoval this year with his ridiculous weight loss. The rotation is still undeniably excellent and until the young guns fall apart you cant write them off.

Now: Yep pretty much what I thought they would be again, except a little surprising that they are ahead of pace after losing Posey and Sanchez for extended periods. This division is weak and they have it by virtue of that staff.

Then: Colorado has the best collection of young talent in their prime in this division and an underrated rotation. I would not be shocked to see this team win this division.

Now: Ubaldo has not been the same since the first half of last year. They also have had a complete lack of a 5th starter. I think the ERA out of that slot is something like 6.00. Its hard to get momentum when you are guaranteed to lose every 5th game. The offense has power this year, but not great average. Basically the young guys just arent playing as well as I thought. I still believe in this team but they have a tough road ahead.

Then: Losing Gonzalez is a blow for the Padres but between the growth and addition of a few pieces they may add up to Adrian's production. The rotations and the ballpark is still a plus for this team but Latos being out will hinder their beginning of the season and their record.

Now: 5 pieces havent made up Adrian's production. Their offense is miserable, Latos has been miserable, and I'm sure Heath Bell is gone. This team is in the shitter, and wont get out for a long time.

Then: The Dodgers have a nice rotation and some good bats, but Hollywood Kemp needs to rebound and be the middle of the order basher he was supposed to be. I see this team at the same level they were last year.

Now: Kemp has been a basher, but this team stood little chance having to answer questions about their paychecks and direction of the team every day for the last 90 games. I think this team is better than their record and they may spark an excellent 2nd half run.

Then: Arizona has a new manager and new team philosophy. They have some nice bats like Chris Young, Kelly Johnson and Justin Upton but a terrible rotation. Small uptick in wins for the new feel in the clubhouse.

Now: At least I acknowledged the new team philosphy, but totally underestimated it. The Diamondbacks have been getting knock out pitching from a bunch of no names and they have really taken advantage of a weakened division. I don't see them making a push but man that games won pace is so high, its already a successful season.

NL Central

Milwaukee Brewers 92-70 (Pace: 86-76)

Cincinnati Reds 85-77 (Pace: 80-82)

St. Louis Cardinals 79-83 (Pace: 85-77)

Houston Astros 77-85 (Pace: 53-109, man thats terrible)

Chicago Cubs 76-86 (Pace: 64-98)

Pittsburgh Pirates 69-93 (Pace: 85-77, wow)

Then: I think top to bottom the Brewers are the most complete team in this division. I know Greinke is hurt but arms like Gallardo and Marcum will hold the fort until hes back. They have a top of division lineup as well anchored by Fielder and Braun.

Now: I think this still holds true, they are the best team but man Pittsburgh and St. Louis aren't making it easy. Also that pitching staff is performing well below what i thought they would, the Brewers have still given up more runs than they have scored.

Then: The Reds won the division last year and they have a top notch lineup as well, but that pitching staff and its age and durability worry me. I see a winning team with a slight regression.

Now: The Reds are pretty close to where I thought they would be but the durability question reared its ugly head so far this year as a lot of pitchers just havent stayed healthy. They are on the outside looking in, in what is maybe the toughest race, but I think they are still contenders.

Then: I think the Cardinals are very overrated. They have two offensive pieces that would scare me and they lost their ace for the season. Carpenter may not make it through the whole season either. I think 79 wins might be a little generous.

Now: Yeah you would think 79 wins is too generous wouldnt you? These guys just keep cobbling together wins as Jaime Garcia picked up Wainwright's slack, and Berkman picked up Pujols. I dont think they win the division though, but they may be a winning team.

Then: The Astros are a middling team with some middling pieces like Brett Myers, Wandy Rodriguez, Hunter Pence, but not a lot of top end talent to make a real threat. I see them at the same level as last year.

Now: Terribly wrong. Definitely the worst projection of the year. They are a garbage team with garbage pieces. There is no offense outside of Pence. There is no pitching outside of Wandy. 2 players do not make a baseball team. A

Then: The Cubs were terrible last year. They did add Pena and Garza which is enough to improve but they are just like the Astros, not enough top talent here to threaten.

Now: I was little more accurate on this one. Starlin has been a revelation but they need to dump Zambrano for whatever they can get and just retool. This team has too big of a fan base to suck like this for several years.

Then: The Pirates have so much young talent they could be a AAA team. Between McCutchen, Alvarez, Tabata and Walker they could have a sick lineup in 3 years if they can hold it together. Too bad we are talking about this year and not 3 years down the road. The reason they lose so much is that rotation. They are in a better poisition than the Royals but they look an awful lot like them on paper.

Now: Well that really young talent just broke out in a major way. They have a legitimate all-star in McCutchen (not just a mandatory every team has to have an all star, all star) and that offense is scoring some runs finally. But what has them half a game out of first is some pitching. Karstens has been amazing, and they have 4 starters at 4.04 ERA or lower, plus two legitimate back of the bullpen relievers. They are finally a complete team this year and too be honest Im really happy for them. They have a beautiful ball park and loads of history and after a while you just get sick of watching a team suck year after year. Kudos to the Pirates, I cant believe they arrived this year.

NL East

Atlanta Braves 95-67 (Pace: 96-66)

Philadelphia Phillies 92-70 (Pace: 101-61)

Florida Marlines 78-84 (Pace: 79-83)

NY Mets 76-86 (Pace: 79-83)

Washington Nationals 70-92 (Pace: 81-81, that's a little shocking)

Then: Yeah thats right the Braves. They are the more complete team at this point. Tommy Hanson is my dark horse for Cy Young. They added a masher in Uggla (who also has the best track record for health among 2bs) and if Heyward avoids a sophomore slump its the best lineup top to bottom in the division.

Now: Hanson got hurt, Prado got hurt, Uggla has been well below the mendoza line all season and yet they are still on pace for 96. I don't think Philly has this on lockdown and really, Atlanta is right where I expected them be in the won-loss column.

Then: Philly has the four horseman. But this is the regular season record we are talking here. I already mentioned Cliff Lee's penchant for mailing in games. Oswalt and Hamels have both had recent injury problems and the lineup lost Werth and Utley. I think this all hurts their regular season bottom line. They are my WC team and 92 wins is a lot but they wont win the division.

Now: So it's really the three horsemen, Oswalt is douchebag for basically walking out on his team and then getting hurt moving tornado rubble. I'm sorry I thought you were getting 8 figures to play baseball. I underestimated how the other pitchers would totally feed off of each other. I thought they would take nights off and then the offense would let them down. Instead Cliff Lee throws down one of the most dominant months ever in June and Halladay has been Halladay.

Then: The Marlins have an underrated staff. Johnson is an ace and Vazquez has proven he can pitch in the NL at a dominant level. Both Sanchez and Nolasco have also shown brilliance at times. I just worry about them scoring runs outside of Mike Stanton dropping 500 foot bombs.

Now: Hanley has been awful and Josh Johnson has been hurt for a while now. They hit kind of a malaise when Cousins ran over Posey sparking an irrational debate about the catcher rule. They never quite had the talent to compete in this division, and they are currently right around the pace I had them at.

Then: The Mets are old and decrepid with not a lot of hope for rebuilding. Santana is out for month leaving Pelfrey and Niese to hold down the rotation. Not a good prospect. I like players like Pagan and Ike Davis but this team is just too mediocre.

Now: Yeah they came out a little hotter than expected with the MVP-caliber season by Reyes and the rejuvenation of Beltran. The pitching staff is suspect at best and now that they are in fire sale mode, I don't think they hit my projection even though they are on pace to beat it.

Then: Next year I see the Nationals as a 500 ballclub depending on the development of Bryce Harper. This year though the rotation is without Strasburg. The rotation isnt as bad as other clubs, and theres some offensive talent there in Werth and Zimmerman but i just dont see it all coming together this year. The development and rehab of several young players will go a long way toward a better Nationals team

Now: This year they are a .500 ballclub. Id hate to think what this team will be like if Jayson Werth actually hit the ball, Bryce Harper is up in the bigs blowing kisses at Roy Halladay, and the flamethrower himself Strasburg is back and healthy. I think they totally mistreated Riggleman, but somehow the team is surviving. The future is looking up in Washington.

All in all I think I have done well so far this year. 7 of my 8 projected playoff teams are all in the appropriate spots (Red Sox, Yankees, Rangers, Giants, Brewers, Braves, and Phillies) and the Twins may still make it out alive. If i was allowed one mulligan i would of course switch out Minnesota for Detroit.

I think the AL gets a fun ALCS with the Red Sox and Rangers and the NL gets the NLCS everyone wants in the Phillies and Braves. Rangers Phillies World Series with the Rangers avenging last year's loss in style by abusing Cliff Lee who was down right terrible in the World Series last year.